Today I saw a sign advertising “Pirate Booty” ice cream.
For the life of me, I can’t figure out any context in which Pirate Booty sounds like something good to eat. Even the most hygenically fastidious pirate doesn’t sound remotely appetizing.
I guess you could make a milkshake with that icecream, and it would be a “Shake Your Booty.”
I’m hoping that by writing this I can avoid pirate booty nightmares.