In the Midwest it is expected that an upcoming blizzard will result in grocery stores running low on bread and milk. Not running out. Running low. We know that the worst storm isn’t likely to keep us home-bound for more than a couple of days, so we stock up for that amount of time.
None of us has experience with pandemics, so our response as a society was, and continues to be improvised. As a result, before the cleaning supplies disappeared or any food was in short supply, the one item that disappeared was… wait for it… toilet paper. Not only toilet paper, but other paper products that could conceivably work as toilet paper. I’m sure plumbers have been busy dealing with paper towel clogs.
Obviously, this viral pandemic is nothing to make light of as some suffer and others pass away as a result of it. It is interesting, though, to see how the great majority of us who are left to our own devices in our homes react to the challenge.
Now, I understand that running out of toilet paper would be a bad thing. Really, I do. But, how little toilet paper did people have in their homes when this began, and how long did they think it would have to last? As I see it, people poop at about the same rate all the time. With the exception of an intestinal bug, pandemics don’t cause people to poop more. Granted, a lot of people can only poop at home now, so I guess a slight increase in home supply was needed.
I feel for the people in the paper goods industry. In the long run, the amount of toilet paper used per person per day won’t have changed. So, this spike in usage will be mirrored by a drop in demand later on. They’ll make the same amount of money overall after working their butts off trying to keep up with the pandemic demand.
Meanwhile, supplies of milk are so large that farmers are dumping some of it. Do people not drink milk at home? I know schools go through a lot of milk, but don’t those children still exist?
It will be interesting to see how this all turns out. We’re all hoping that the virus goes away, though it might take a while. When it does, it’s uncertain when people will be able to go back to work. In the mean time we’re being given thousands of our dollars back, and who knows if we’ll buy milk or toilet paper or lottery tickets with that money.
I, for one, remain hopeful that someday there will again come a time when toilet paper is available, people are again drinking milk, and we can all poop without fear.